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Joanna Angel’s Evil Doppelganger

27 Aug

The last time I saw my friend Joanna Angel, super hot lady and empress of the Burning Angel punk porn empire, was at The AVN Show, an porn industry-only convention that was held earlier this month in Hollywood, Florida. I was there to meet with the toy suppliers for my porn shop and Joanna was there to speak on a ton of different panels ’cause she is super hot AND super smart. Since we were both kinda busy I wasn’t expecting that we’d get to hang out much, but luckily we ran into each other poolside after all the businessy things had been completed and we got to “ho down” (aka my new made up term for ladies ‘bro-ing down’) for part of the evening.

“ho-in’ down” at the Westin Diplomat pool

We talked about a ton of stuff, including one of her newest movies, Doppelganger, which is about Joanna and her evil blow-up doll. Filming a movie where the co-star is an inanimate object makes for some funny stories… like how she had to cut up a doll and make a suit out of it so someone could put it on and wear it when they had to film the doll doing things, like the scene with the straw in the trailer.

Doppelganger is available for purchase now at the Burning Angel store and stars Joanna Angel, Phoenix Askani, Jiz Lee, Asphyxia, newbie angel Arabelle Raphael, and Sparky Sin Claire.

click the pictures to see the covers in hi-res

And speaking of Joanna Angel’s doppelganger... In ’08 I was working the Miami Exxxotica convention for Burning Angel, being Joanna’s assistant (aka drink grabber, money-taker, dvd unwrapper, etc). I ended up manning the booth by myself for a little bit while Joanna was speaking at a panel. While she was gone I had tons of guys come up to the booth asking if I was her (…mind you, there was a giant poster with Joanna’s picture and name right behind me). We are both Jews with kinda long dark-ish hair but that is basically where the resemblance ends. Sometimes people aren’t very observant! You can read an old blog entry (w/ lots of pictures) about Exxxotica ’08 over yonder at POPPORN.com

BATMAN XXX … are you excited yet?

19 May

Batman XXX comes out this Monday, May 24th! This is seriously the first thing in years that Vivid is putting out that I’m really looking forward to. I pulled out the ad from the latest issue of AVN and posted it up in my office, that’s how excited I am. I’m thrilled that they went the way of the Batman TV show instead of the more recent movies – I think it works so much better this way. And the cast is awesome! Some of my favorite girls are in the movie – including Lexi Belle, Andy San Dimas, Kimberly Kane (click the links to see previous blog posts featuring these hotties, including a video of Kimberly kissing my foot) – and James Deen, Evan Stone, and Randy Spears are all hilarious.

BATMAN XXX stars Dale DaBone, James Deen and Tori Black, along with Andy San Dimas, Alexis Texas, Lexi Belle, Kimberly Kane, Evan Stone, Randy Spears, and Alec Knight. You can preorder it now at Gamelink for just $24.99.

Oy Vey, schtup me in the tuchas!

6 Apr

Perhaps in honor of today being the last day of Passover, we just received one of the most ridiculous “niche” porn moves I have ever come across at my store… Jew porn, courtesy of Dollhouse Digital’s “Nice Jewish Girls“!

Though I appreciate the effort (the dreidel as a buttplug is a nice touch), gagging blowjobs and gaping buttholes don’t seem terribly “Jewish” to me… and anyways, since when did Dana DeArmond become one of “the chosen people”?!? Regardless, here are some pictures of supposedly “Nice Jewish Girls” and one actual Jewish boy who do things that would make your Rabbi blush, courtesy of AVN.com.

And if the idea of Jewish girls with babushkas on their heads getting their tooshies porked tickles your fancy, you can stream the movie for the low low price of $7.46 (what a bargain!) at Gamelink.com.

bacon!

5 Feb

bacon!

It’s James Deen’s birthday this weekend. I won’t be able to go to his party so I made him this flyer:

Joanna says:

this is an invitation for everyone who has either:

a) had sex with james deen b) wanted to have sex with james deen or c) has watched james deen have sex with other people you wish you had sex with.

Basically that means everyone… so if you are in LA, go and have fun for me!