Crowdfunding Alert: “Rock That Cock” – The Ultimate App for Dick Pics

Dick pics are sort of a big deal right now… I mean, there’s even a tumblr dedicated to critiquing them! However, cock shots aren’t generally looked upon foundly (especially without tips from said tumblr account). They usually end up looking kind of weird and boring.  Luckily, two Los Angeles  based ladies have the perfect solution – “Rock That Cock”, a mobile app that spices up your penis pics by allowing you dress up your dong with fun accessories or insert it into an exotic location, like Tahiti or Stonehenge. I think the video below explains it better than any words ever could, so press play now!

“Rock That Cock” creators Lauren and Stephanie have turned to crowdfunding to help them raise the cash needed to create this hilarious app. The cocky campaign ends tomorrow, May 31st, so head over the Indiegogo now to throw down some dough in support of more delightful dick pics!

For more info, check out the press release below:

GIRLS ARE TIRED OF THE SAME OLD, BORING DICK PICS
Revolutionary new photo customization app ROCK THAT COCK is here to bring new virility to the flaccid status quo!

Introducing:

www.rockthatcock.org

Named the “Ultimate App for Dick Pics” by Supercompressor, Rock that Cock is an exciting and hilarious photo app that allows any user to dress up and customize their dick pics.

“Some women want penis pictures. No women want them under the wrong circumstances.” – Julieanne Smolinski, GQ

Dick pics may be a lot of things — titillating, inappropriate, hot, offensive — but one thing is for sure, they aren’t going anywhere. On average, American women as a whole receive over 1 million dick pics a year, and that only represent the number of documented dick pics! Dick pics are becoming ubiquitous and, more-and-more, a beneficial and efficient communications tool for a potential sexual mate to decide if they’d like to, in fact, have sex with you. A recent sorority letter that went viral even decreed that dick pics were “God’s gift for woman.” While we don’t agree with that sentiment just yet — today’s dick pics are crude and just plain boring — we definitely see the potential for greatness. Enter Rock that Cock.

Rock that Cock is a mobile app that allows users to customize pictures of their penis. With Rock that Cock’s original array of dick “costumes” and customized backgrounds, penises can now communicate literally anything.

We may not be able to stop dick pics from happening (and may not want to), but we believe we can (and therefore must) make themway more hilarious. Imagine getting into a steamy conversation with a new Tindr recruit and receiving a picture of his dick in front of the fancy restaurant he wants to take you? What about fellas with a less than impressive sized penis? Wow her/him with a picture of your dick rolling in money or get “cute” points by having a baby koala hug your cock adorably.

“Dicks get the shaft when it comes to aesthetics” – Actual User

 Though the phenomenon of sending dick pics is well documented and its participants include dignified members of society, there is still a stigma. Rock that Cock aims to embrace dick pics while enlightening the men of the world to enhance the way they communicate through the art of penis photography and personal expression. Coming soon.

Our mission is to rid the world of boring old dick pics. Won’t you help us?

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