My ‘Masturbation Month’ Playlist

As I mentioned last week, May is “International Masturbation Month“. I’ve put together a playlist of some of my favorite songs about self-love. What is your favorite song about fapping? Is it missing from my list? Let me know in the comments!

**And for those who really want to “feel the music”, check out these music-powered vibes by OhMiBod that buzz and pulsate to the beat of whatever tunes you’re in the mood for, be it this playlist or something else!**

  1. The Foremen – “Firing the Surgeon General”
    I used to flog the dolphin / Used to choke the chicken / Used to spank the monkey / Used to fool with the tool / I used to whip the bishop / Used to wax the weasel / But now I learned one they never taught in school / You can’t come in / I hear you knockin’ but you can’t come in / I hear you knockin’ but you can’t come in / ‘Cause I’m firing the Surgeon General
  2. Cyndi Lauper – “She-Bop”
    They say I better stop – or I’ll go blind / Oop – she bop – she bop
  3. Nerf Herder – “Doin’ Laundry”
    I was thinking of you when I jerked off into my sock last night…
  4. Billy Squier – The Stroke
    Stroke me, stroke me/Stroke me, stroke me/Say you’re a winner, but man you’re just a sinner now

  5. Divinyls – “I Touch Myself”
    I don’t want anybody else / When I think about you, I touch myself
  6. Buzcocks – “Orgasm Addict”
    Sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines / Now your mother wants to know what all those stains on your jeans / And you’re an orgasm addict
  7. Chuck Berry – “My Ding-a-Ling”
    Every time that bell would ring / Catched me playin’ with my ding a ling
  8. Billy Idol – “Dancing With Myself”
    When there’s no-one else in sight / In the crowded lonely night / Well I wait so long / For my love vibration / And I’m dancing with myself
  9. Devo – “Praying Hands”
    You got your left hand / You got your right hand / The left hand’s diddling / While the right hand goes to work
  10. Green Day – “All By Myself”
    I went in your room / I was all by myself / You and me had / Such wonderful times / When I’m all by myself
  11. Violent Femmes – “Blister in the Sun”
    Let me go on… big hands, I know you’re the one / Body and beats, I stain my sheets — I don’t even know why
  12. Mr. Bungle – “The Girls of Porn”
    My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore / But the girls of porn want more / So I flip through the pages one more time / And I just let the jism fly
  13. Broken Social Scene – “Me and My Hand”
    Me and my hand / My true best friend / And my love
  14. XTC – “Pink Thing”
    Anytime you rise, I’m here, / And I’m crazy for you pink thing / You make me want to laugh / You make me want to cry / When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high


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  1. May 9, 2014

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