Porn Valley Police Blotter!

In January my friend Joanna Angel got a new car…. she’d been driving a dinky old Nissan Sentra for a long time so she totally deserved it. And what kind of car does the world’s coolest 4′ 11″ porn star get? A Cadillac Escalade EXT, of course! I was surprised she could even reach the pedals and see over the steering wheel, but I rode in the truck with her when I was in LA and she didn’t kill me. I had never seen someone get so excited about getting a new car. She was so freaking psyched, it was adorable.

But then this weekend, tragedy struck… while signing at Erotica LA some huge jerks stole her Escalade and Lo Jack can’t find it. If you have any information on the crime, you should probably let her know. She told me she is offering lots of free porn as a reward!

RIP: Joanna Angel’s CE-HOE-mobile, you will be fondly missed.

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more pictures after the jump…

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photos c/o fleshbot and curtis walker

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  1. June 16, 2009
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