Weekly Link Roundup #9

We Talked To A Dick Pic Expert About Vag Pics – Vice
Madeleine Holden, the lady behind previously mentioned Critique My Dick Pic is back, this time offering her advice on how to take a Grade A show of your bearded clam.

What Your Favorite Sex Position Says About You – LELO
Every wondered what your favorite way to get down said about your psyche? The good folks over at LELO, makers of some of my favorite vibes, figured it all out for you. (I wonder what it means that I can’t pick a favorite position…)

#FreeTheNipple: Scout Willis’ Topless Protest – Oyster Mag
Scout, the 22-year-old spawn of celebrities Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, has a bone to pick with Instagram’s nudity policy and to take a stand she wandered around the streets of NYC topless while being photographed and posted the images to Twitter (who don’t give a fuuuuuck about nudity anymore).

A Look Back at Bunny Yeager’s Iconic Pinup Photo Shoots – Nerve
Over the weekend, the world lost famed pin-up photographer Bunny Yeager. To celebrate her legacy, Nerve has put together a gallery of some of her most memorable images, including shots of the iconic Betty Page hanging out in the buff with some cheetahs.

How Sexually Adventurous Is Your Brain? – Buzzfeed
Ever wondered how kinky you truly are? Check off each of the things on this list that you’ve done, or at least fantasized about, and you can finally discover how high your freak flag flies!

The 5 Stages of Sexual Grief – Em & Lo
Bad sex… it’s happened to even the best of us. So next time you accidentally fart mid-blowjob or that sexy new move ends up with you faceplanting into the headboard, don’t despair – just follow this five easy steps to get over it and back in the saddle!

15 of the Unsexiest Moments from the Sexiest Celebrity Sex Tapes – Famously
And speaking of bad sex… celebrity sex tapes are full of cringe-worthy lovemaking. Check out the list for some of the worst of the worst, featuring Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Tommy Lee and more, illustrated by gifs! (cause everyone loves gifs!)

Meet ‘Maggie,’ A University Of Maryland Student Making $180K A Year As A Stripper – Uproxx
With all the hubub over “Duke porn star” Belle Knox, the media is jumping on any story they can about co-eds paying the bills with sexy jobs. Enter Maggie, who is paying her way through the U of Maryland by stripping at Score’s 2x a month and making way more a year than most of us ever will…

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