Josie Jacobs

I totally forgot to post this pic of Hayley Williams from Paramore’s boobs. Some people seem to think I look like her. I guess it is the hair?

Everyone at my porn store is going crazy about the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape. You know, that chick from The Girls Next Door show who’s married to the football guy. I’ve never really been a big fan and I don’t really find Kendra that attractive but whatever… a celebrity sex tape is always kind of exciting and at least Kendra looks like she is actually enjoying herself! (can’t say the same for some other “celebrity” videos…)

Anyways here are some stills from the movie. What do you think? Will you be jerking off to Hef’s sloppy seconds?

you know the drill… click the pictures to get to the full high-res gallery and click HERE to watch 4 video clips. there’s some blowjobbery involved! exciting!

…And just for the record, I think she looks better pre-boob job.

A little while ago someone asked me on formspring if I would post a picture of me wearing a strap-on. I replied that I didn’t have one but if they really wanted to see the picture they could always purchase one for me from my amazon wishlist. I sort of forgot about it and then low and behold, look what showed up in my mailbox last week. Whee!

I really have no use for a strap-on so I wasn’t sure what to do with it in the pictures…

So first I decided to put away some groceries (mmm, spagetti os)… while wearing a strap on.

And then it was time to feed the fish… while wearing a strap-on.

After all that hard work I decided I deserved a cigarette break… while wearing a strap-on.

Next it was time to touch-up my lip gloss… while wearing a strap-on.

And finally I checked Twitter on my Droid… while wearing a strap-on.

Yay for strap-ons!

Woo hoo!

So thank you very much to mystery man Douglas for buying me this present and I hope you like the pictures!

And if there is a picture of me wearing something that you are dying to see… ask and WE shall receive! Just shoot me an email and if I’m down I’ll add whatever you want to see to my wishlist if it isn’t on there already. I get some fun new stuff for my lingierie collection or toy box and you get some very special pictures of yours truly. Yay!

I was thrilled to receive The Couture Collection Inspire “personal massager” to review – I am a big fan of high-powered vibes (I’m a busy girl and sometimes I  just want to get off quickly!) and I was really curious if a toy this small could really pack in all the power of the “famous wand style vibrator” *cough*Hitachi Magic Wand*cough* that I am a big fan of. So read on and find out if the dainty Inspire can hang with the big boys!

Like the rest of the Couture Collection toys the Inspire comes in a nice looking box that doesn’t scream “OMG I’M A VIBRATOR!”. Included in the box along with the toy are the power adapter (with about a 6′ cord) and a safety instruction sheet that reminds you to “use common sense with using this product” (heh heh), among other things. Don’t let the packaging fool you – even though the box has a water design on the front and sides (the rest of the Couture line is waterproof), you definitely want to keep the Inspire away from water since it gets plugged directly into the wall and such.

Yay, a new toy for Josie!

The Inspire has a lot going for it – First of all it is super easy to use. It just has 1 button; hold it down to increase the speed and then press it once more to turn it off quickly. It also  has a nice range of speeds, starting off barely as a tickle and at its highest it was mindblowing and got me off very quickly. I definitely didn’t expect it at first glance, but after testing it out I think the Inspire is possibly even stronger than the classic Magic Wand. Due to the power packed inside, the Inspire is quite noisy – a loud, high-pitched hum. It is not really a problem for me but if you live with roommates or have paper-thin walls you will definitely have to turn up the stereo or the tv to mask any noises the vibe (and you!) will make.

The Inspire looks so tiny compared to a Magic Wand!

Size-wise, the Inspire is just about 7.5″ long. It doesn’t take up much room so it would be perfect for traveling. The flexible vibrating head is just a little smaller than a golf ball, making it easy to use with a partner or another toy. I find larger wand-style vibes tend to get in the way too much while playing with a partner but I have used the Inspire during sex without any problems.

So handy! The silicone cover pops off for easy cleaning.

Cleaning the Inspire is a little trickier than some other toys in my collection, but is definitely in no way a a deal-breaker. The premium silicone cover pops off quickly to be washed in the sink but since the rest of the vibe is not waterproof I would suggest cleaning it with antibacterial toy wipes to be on the safe side.

All in all, I am very impressed with the Couture Collection Inspire. I was not expecting much power from such a tiny wand, but boy was I wrong! The Inspire now has a new place in my heart and on my nightstand. ^_^

You can buy the Inspire on EdenFantasys.com for $85.99 – a little pricey, I know, but in my opinion totally worth it!

I don’t really get to celebrate Memorial Day this year – I work fom 4pm tonight until midnight and I have a feeling most people will be out at BBQs and pool parties and the like and not really interested in buying porn or lingerie. Oh well.

Anyways… In honor of Memorial Day here is Charlie Laine, a long-time porn crush of mine,  looking super sexy in a teeny tiny camouflage bikini.

as always, click the pictures to get to the full high-res gallery