I bought myself a hot new black latex garterbelt last night. I got home pretty late and didn’t have a chance to try it on. When I got up this morning I had every intention of trying it one first thing, but garterbelts generally need some thigh highs to attach ‘em to and as I was looking for some fishnets I got a little sidetracked. My lingerie drawer was a HUGE mess and it was basically impossible for me to find what I need. I dumped it all on the bed to organize but I ended up just playing dress up instead… and totally forgot to grab some black thigh-highs so I could try on my garterbelt! Oh well, here are some pictures of some of the things I grabbed from my lingerie drawer.
just a portion of my collection
camo!
this one is one of my favorites, i've had it for a few years now.
cherry legs to match the cherry babydoll up there
stretch!
i don't have a matching bottom to this, which really bums me out
glittery flames... this one is pretty silly
fishnet feet!
this ridiculous fur bikini is a present for Miss Ryan Keely, as I'm sure she will make better use of it than I ever can
Do you want to add to my collection? Check out my wishlist for some lingerie I’d really like to own.
I don’t normally read Cosmopolitan magazine, but if I’m stuck in a waiting room or something like that and there is an issue of Cosmo lying around I’ll definitely read it, mainly for their hilariously stupid and sometimes just plain bad sex tips. Sometimes I wonder if the writers at Cosmo even have sex? If they did I think they would know that these tips are pretty much garbage.
Take these for example:
Pucker your lips, and make him fight to get his tongue in while he’s kissing you madly. (this sounds more annoying than sexy)
Post-orgasm, squeeze his testicles. It’ll give him a sexy aftershock. (owwww!)
Place one hand at the base of his shaft and twist the tip with the other-like you’re opening a jar. (again, owwww!)
Let him finish on your breasts. (wow, what a novel idea….)
Sprinkle a little pepper under his nose right before he climaxes. Sneezing can feel similar to an orgasm and amplify the feel-good effects. (um…. what the fuck?)
Very softly bite the skin of his scrotum (ow ow ow ow!)
Rub the tip of his penis against your lips, like you’re applying lipstick on them. (in what alternate universe is this actually sexy?)
While kissing him, lick and suck his tongue to simulate action below his belt. (creeeepy)
As you orgasm, scream out not only his name but also his full street address. (seriously?)
And one of my new favorites, from the May 2010 issue:
Cook dinner topless, apply a little tomato sauce to your nipple (make sure it’s not too hot), and ask your man if it’s spicy enough. (HAHA!)
Over at thegloss.com they decided to try out some of Cosmo’s scary sex tips and here’s what happened…
Thanks to the totally awesome 2010 calendar Digital Playground sent me, I know that today is Katsuni’s birthday. And what’s a better way to celebrate than by enjoying some super hot pictures of the birthday girl herself?!?
…as always, just click any of the pictures to see the whole photoset in it’s hi-res glory!
Perhaps in honor of today being the last day of Passover, we just received one of the most ridiculous “niche” porn moves I have ever come across at my store… Jew porn, courtesy of Dollhouse Digital’s “Nice Jewish Girls“!
Though I appreciate the effort (the dreidel as a buttplug is a nice touch), gagging blowjobs and gaping buttholes don’t seem terribly “Jewish” to me… and anyways, since when did Dana DeArmond become one of “the chosen people”?!? Regardless, here are some pictures of supposedly “Nice Jewish Girls” and one actual Jewish boy who do things that would make your Rabbi blush, courtesy of AVN.com.
And if the idea of Jewish girls with babushkas on their heads getting their tooshies porked tickles your fancy, you can stream the movie for the low low price of $7.46 (what a bargain!) at Gamelink.com.
Want to know how to make sure you please Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely in bed? Well today’s your lucky day. She’s written a little guide of the top 9 mistakes guys have made in bed and gives you some easy tips on how to make things right!
1 . Not making sandwiches.
After a nice orgasm (or seven), I have one thing to say: “Where’s my sandwich?” I’m starving after a serious sack session. Your quick fix: Please be a good host and keep sandwich making materials on hand.
2 .Coming first and thinking you’re done.
A failure to make me orgasm will result in the saddest face you’ve ever seen, followed by the worst night of sleep you’ve ever had—if you can sleep at all while a naked me is fondling your nether regions and grinding against you. Your quick fix: Get me off, of course. I’ll be responsible for my own orgasm when I’m alone, but when I’m with you, I’m looking for something more. Please note: If you come first but you’re still hard or quick to regain tumescence, all will be forgiven.
3 . Trying every single foreplay move you’ve ever heard of.
Foreplay is not as important as you think, unless you’re ugly. Five minutes is plenty for me, and it can be plenty for most women if you do it right. Your quick fix: Make sure I’m wet or lubed up before you thrust into me, and at least sometimes make me come first. Please note: Oral sex is sex, not foreplay.
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