My pal Ryan Keely (Penthouse Pet of the Month Oct. 2009, muthafuckas!) is going to be in town next weekend for The Penthouse Super Party at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino and was awesome enough to get me a press pass for the event – I’ll be shooting video of the festivities and hopefully lots of pics too if I can get my hands on a digital camera (mine is totally busted, boohoo)

Besides Ryan, a ton of other Penthouse Pets will be there: Pet of the Year Taylor Vixen, Aria Giovanni, Charlie Lane (I’ve had a porncrush on her for over 4 years now), Heather Vandeven, and Shay Lauren to name a few… Check out the Superparty site to see all the girls attending and if you have any questions you’d like me to ask the Pets leave them as comments here on my blog!

…and here are some amazingly hot shots from Ryan’s Penthouse magazine spread so this post isn’t all words. You can check out the full set in their hi-res glory by clicking on any of the pics!

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My dear friend and totally awesome tattooed porn star Joanna Angel is in the running to be Miss FreeOnes and I am asking you, my dear readers, to help her win!

From now until the 31st of January you can vote daily for your 10 favorite Miss FreeOnes contestants (Joanna Angel + 9 other hot ladies of your choice, duh! and might I suggest the delicious Ryan Keely as a top choice as well?).. so come on and GO VOTE!

As an extra little push to entice you go VOTE FOR JOANNA every day up ’til February, Joanna let me pick some of my favorite pictures from her site to show to you guys!

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There’s been a meme going around on twitter recently that I am a little late to jump on the bandwagon for. It’s called Formspring.me and it allows me to answer questions people ask me anonymously. Have a burning question you’ve been dying to find the answer to but were too shy to ask? Now’s your chance!

My last post was about a strange toy for boys and we (well, me…) here at JosieJacobs.com are all about equality so here’s a weirdo sex toy for the ladies.

What has ten tongues but no mouth? Nope, not 5 pairs of shoes… it’s the Sqweel, a sex toy unlike anything I’ve ever seen before.

Operated by 3 AAA batteries, this wheel of 10 silicone tongues housed in a plastic case will spin at 3 different speeds, supposedly simulating oral sex. The reviews I’ve found online are been generally positive but the thing just creeps me out. Ten little miniature tongues mounted on a buzzsaw and heading straight towards my ladyparts seems more frightening than stimulating. But who knows, it might really be amazing. I guess I can’t knock it ’til I try it…

The Sqweel is available at LoveHoney.co.uk for £39.99 (approx. $65)

So internet, what do you think? Would you stick this on your vag? Have you used these before? Was it any good? And to my male readers, what do you think about this too? Inquiring minds want to know!

We sell these Tenga Eggs at my store. They are these little one time use male masturbators made by the Japanese (they are so crafty when it comes to sex toys) that are packaged in a way that is reminiscent of a Kinder Surprise -- they both come with a prize inside, right!? Even though we have some “demo models” out on display for customers to poke and prod at I’m pretty sure that we’ve had to damage out more of these than we’ve actually sold due to people opening them up to figure out what the hell they actually are. I can understand the confusion… even after looking at one of these egg things out of the package myself I’m not really sure if these are a good idea or not.

So internet, what do you think? Would you stick your dick in this? Have you used these before? Was it any good? Inquiring minds (who don’t have a penis to test this thing out on) want to know!

And FYI: In case this post piqued your interest, Liberator.com sells these bad boys for $5.99 a pop in their “toys for men” section, which I think is the cheapest I’ve ever seen them for.