Here’s another amateur porn video that someone sent me a while ago, asking if I was the “star”. I have to admit it’s a vaguely good match (much better than the video from last week)… until the girl picks her head up. I do own that gold swallow necklace, but I think my boobs are [...]

I love this Ikea commercial! Luckily I don’t have to worry about that happening as I don’t have kids, but now that we have a dog in the house I do have to be a bit more careful where I put my toys, especially silicone and jelly ones since they have textures very similar to [...]

One of my top keywords in google analytics is “josie jacobs porn“. People really want to see me getting boned, I guess, but unless you have been secretly filming me through my bedroom windows, Josie Jacobs porno doesn’t exist. That doesn’t stop people from searching for it though…
Someone emailed me a few months ago, telling [...]

I haven’t watched SNL in very long time and I work every saturday night until 2am now so I’m not going to be able to start watching it any time soon either. This clip is like a month old so sorry if you’ve seen it before but it’s Megan Fox (oh the things i’d do [...]

My friends over at OhMiBod sent me 2 new toys to review! Woohoo!