Archive | May, 2010

Happy Memorial Day from the lovely Miss Charlie Laine

31 May

I don’t really get to celebrate Memorial Day this year – I work fom 4pm tonight until midnight and I have a feeling most people will be out at BBQs and pool parties and the like and not really interested in buying porn or lingerie. Oh well.

Anyways… In honor of Memorial Day here is Charlie Laine, a long-time porn crush of mine,  looking super sexy in a teeny tiny camouflage bikini.

as always, click the pictures to get to the full high-res gallery


The More You Know… (insert shooting star here)

24 May

I recently stumbled upon OnlineSchools.org, a site that has really cool infographics about a ton of different topics – fast food, the IRS, cyborgs, and suicide statistics, and lots more. They also have ones about porn and sex and that sort of thing and since those are popular topics here on my site I thought it would be good to share the knowledge with you guys.


The Numbers Behind Pornography


15 Things You Should Know About Breasts


The Scoop on Semen


The Striptease

BATMAN XXX … are you excited yet?

19 May

Batman XXX comes out this Monday, May 24th! This is seriously the first thing in years that Vivid is putting out that I’m really looking forward to. I pulled out the ad from the latest issue of AVN and posted it up in my office, that’s how excited I am. I’m thrilled that they went the way of the Batman TV show instead of the more recent movies – I think it works so much better this way. And the cast is awesome! Some of my favorite girls are in the movie – including Lexi Belle, Andy San Dimas, Kimberly Kane (click the links to see previous blog posts featuring these hotties, including a video of Kimberly kissing my foot) – and James Deen, Evan Stone, and Randy Spears are all hilarious.

BATMAN XXX stars Dale DaBone, James Deen and Tori Black, along with Andy San Dimas, Alexis Texas, Lexi Belle, Kimberly Kane, Evan Stone, Randy Spears, and Alec Knight. You can preorder it now at Gamelink for just $24.99.

Boobs and Butts and More, Oh My!

18 May

If you haven’t been obsessively following me on twitter (@josiejacobs) then you’ve been missing out on these pictures I’ve posted during the past few weeks at Ctrl-V…

MILF Creampies and Partying with Pornstars!

10 May

Yesterday was Mother’s Day AND the 50th anniversary of The Pill so I thought it would be kind of funny to make a blog celebrating both at once by posting pictures and/or videos of MILFs getting creampied. After searching long and hard (hahah, i said “long and hard”) I discovered something… MILF creampie porn really tuns me off, so I’m not going to post any. I don’t want to be confronted by something I don’t like every time I have to check my site.

In other totally not gross news I am super excited for Friday night because I’ll be out partying with Joanna Angel and Jenna Haze and guess what.. you can join us! It’s going to be at Liv nightclub at the Fontainbleu Miami Beach (4441 Collins Avenue). Click on the picture for more details.

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