Sqweel of Fortune (alternate title: would you stick this on your vag?)
26 Jan
My last post was about a strange toy for boys and we (well, me…) here at JosieJacobs.com are all about equality so here’s a weirdo sex toy for the ladies.
What has ten tongues but no mouth? Nope, not 5 pairs of shoes… it’s the Sqweel, a sex toy unlike anything I’ve ever seen before.
Operated by 3 AAA batteries, this wheel of 10 silicone tongues housed in a plastic case will spin at 3 different speeds, supposedly simulating oral sex. The reviews I’ve found online are been generally positive but the thing just creeps me out. Ten little miniature tongues mounted on a buzzsaw and heading straight towards my ladyparts seems more frightening than stimulating. But who knows, it might really be amazing. I guess I can’t knock it ’til I try it…
The Sqweel is available at LoveHoney.co.uk for £39.99 (approx. $65)
So internet, what do you think? Would you stick this on your vag? Have you used these before? Was it any good? And to my male readers, what do you think about this too? Inquiring minds want to know!
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I happen to be a member of the penis-having club, so perhaps I’m not the best judge, but that doesn’t look like it’d dole out much pleasure… if any. I imagine it’d feel like someone lightly tapping on your clit repeatedly. How many women would get off from that?
@moneda,
I’m not all women, but personally – repeated clit-tappin’ doesn’t do the trick for me~!
I’m going to get one and use if for spreading butter on my toast.
Also, is it true that they do a bigger one for bashing nails into wood?
xx
im thinking ouch? i tend to stay away from moving fan blades.
I’ve got a penis, and this thing scares the living hell out of me. It reminds me of a saw blade.